We want to give you
a new Kohler shower head!
It’s free. It’s really really free.
We’re giving away 200 Premium Kohler Shower Heads.
2 different finishes.
8 functions, including massage.
What kind of a company just gives people a premium shower head for no reason?
The company that howls HALF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! That’s who.
Wait? Free?
Here’s the deal: We live our lives believing in generosity to others.
Kohler gave us an amazing deal and told us we could do anything we want with the shower heads.
So…we’re giving them away to folks in the Tulsa area.
Absolutely Free.
But is it a good shower head?
We believe in Manners, Methods, and Materials.
It’d be bad manners to give you bad materials.
This is the Kohler Awaken G90.
We have two different finishes available to match your décor.
Offer available in the Tulsa area through May 31, or until we run out.
Professionally Installed.
We’re not gonna hand you a box and walk away.
Our pro plumbers will install it beautifully. No dribbles or leaks.
Your next shower will have full pressure, pure water, and you’ll enjoy playing with the eight different settings.
No Obligation.
We feel the need to point this out again: This is really, really free.
Plus, you’ll have a professional plumber in your home. If you want him to check anything else and share his knowledge with you, that’s free too.
You can take his advice and we’ll help you out or call a different plumber.
What’s the catch?
It’s kinda hard to believe, isn’t it?
Here’s the deal:
- We only have 200.
- We’re only doing this until May 31st.
- It’s only available in the Tulsa area.
- When they’re gone, or it’s June 1, we’re done (for now).
(even if we do walk around howling HALF MOOOOOOON once in a while).
